PLAYING FOR PIZZA

After providing what is arguably the worst single performance in the history of the NFL, third-string quarterback Rick Dockery becomes a national laughingstock. Cut by the Cleveland Browns, and shunned by every other team, Rick insists that his agent find a team that 'does' need him. Against enormous odds, Rick lands a job - as the 'starting' quarterback for the Mighty Panthers of Parma, Italy. The Parma Panthers desperately want a former NFL player - any former NFL player -at their helm. And now they've got Rick, who knows nothing about Parma (not even where it is) and doesn't speak a word of Italian. To say that Italy - the land of fine wines, extremely small cars, and 'football americano' - holds a few surprises for Rick Dockery would be something of an understatement.